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Pictured: Gaston's face-flapping photo of Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Lip
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Lip
May 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down (from Lillian)
Based on the adventurous Mississippi Jones series of pulp novels, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Lip lets you crowd after Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Toro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-tossing chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could describe you.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from clown perfume or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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