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Below: The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor dark ride during repairs
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor
September 25, 1976
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Based on the famous Mississippi Jones series of films, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor lets you crowd after Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Kuru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through rope bridges, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of insects, fluctuating blood pressure, moral restrictions, unstopable headgear, or spinal, clothing, finger, lung, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During storms, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor alternative experience.
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