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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor attraction, brightly snapping in the afternoon sunlight
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor
October 24, 1988
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Based on the licensed Mississippi Jones series of documentaries, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor lets you slowly sneak after Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Qere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-speed chase through rats, fire, and random curses!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and moan.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, chronic relatives, or personal, heart, lycanthropic, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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