Massive Remusland Attraction Database
The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor
August 4, 2007
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Based on the popular Mississippi Jones series of graphic novels, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor lets you slowly pursue Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your operational jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Gere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-velocity chase through skulls, explosions, and bruises!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant children won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature children.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs away from the cast members at various times unless you have a death wish.
- It is rumored that Faline's frozen stalactite is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The puzzling stuff found on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an ancient code called Scar Script.
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