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The Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor experience, finally continuing in the shrouded sunlight
Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor
December 2, 2009
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Based on the marketable Mississippi Jones series of talkies, Mississippi Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Missy into the hut of the ancient goddess Giri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Giri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a high-flinging chase through rats, darkness, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to experience this experience multiple times.
- Before enjoying this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from heart, personal, lycanthropic, or attention-span complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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