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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore attraction at dusk
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore
July 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored young adults:
Three and a quarter tikis (from "Inaccurate Jet" newsletter)
Based on the well-known Minnesota Jones series of radio plays, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore lets you queue up with Minny into the temple of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your red jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Pere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through booby traps, fire, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and pathetic).
- No running or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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