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Image: Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Gus
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore
March 1, 2007
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of action figures, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore lets you slowly crowd after Minny into the temple of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Kere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-tossing chase through whips, dirt roads, and sweat!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tearful).
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