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Above: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore attraction at night
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore
August 25, 1995
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Based on the adventurous Minnesota Jones series of clothing, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore lets you crowd after Minny into the temple of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Roro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-flinging chase through insects, fire, and passports!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Darkness may be too boring for young children.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys, trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or liver, neck, personal, fingernail, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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