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Above: A fancy view of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore when it's not inundated in fog
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore
November 14, 2012
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Based on the awesome Minnesota Jones series of radio plays, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore lets you slowly follow Minny into the temple of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Firi's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-velocity chase through snakes, explosions, and children!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction after breakfast.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to bring their own themed specticles.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's exterior doors, you may catch a glimpse of the obvious battery.
- The mysterious clues found on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient language called Alan-A-Dale Script.
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