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Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore
November 12, 1997
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Based on the lengthy Minnesota Jones series of films, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore lets you be lead by Minny into the temple of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Furu's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-flinging chase through booby traps, fire, and bruises!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Group 61 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where milk is recommended.
- The mysterious clues painted on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in a childish cypher called Frankenweenie Script.
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