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An exceptional view of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore when it's not covered in fog
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore
November 3, 1988
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Based on the lengthy Minnesota Jones series of television shows, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Temple of the Malicious Eyesore lets you chase Minny into the temple of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Yere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-speed chase through skeletons, darkness, and bruises!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners can forget about this attraction up to an hour after more important people.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and stubborn).
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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