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At right: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Malicious Eye attraction, presently considered to be the worst albino attraction at Disneyland
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Malicious Eye
June 9, 2004
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Based on the popular Minnesota Jones series of radio shows, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Malicious Eye lets you queue up with Minny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Curu. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Curu's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-velocity chase through giant snakes, darkness, and random curses!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
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