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Image: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Malicious Eye attraction during a moment of contemplation
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Malicious Eye
December 19, 2010
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Based on the well-known Minnesota Jones series of skits, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Malicious Eye lets you chase Minny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Zoro's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-velocity chase through rope bridges, water, and random curses!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, unstylish haircuts, or finger, hair, bowel, spinal, tongue, or heart disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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