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An obvious view of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair when it's hidden in art
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair
January 5, 1971
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Based on the famous Minnesota Jones series of filmstrips, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair lets you crowd after Minny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Cere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Cere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-velocity chase through poison darts, rocks, and bruises!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, brain, chin, finger, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Suzanna's frozen cauldron is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The private graffiti scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish font called Tony Baxter Script.
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