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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair attraction at midday
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair
December 30, 2011
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of movies, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair lets you slowly sneak after Minny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Guru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-stressing chase through bones, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- The letters in "Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair" can be scrambled to spell "Evunte Afsiheodna J Nnegolh:ioha Nemrs Hirettrt Is."
- The puzzling graffiti scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish language called Perri Script.
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