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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair attraction at dusk
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair
July 11, 2009
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Based on the awesome Minnesota Jones series of comic strips, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair lets you slowly queue up with Minny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Jiri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Jiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through skulls, fire, and children!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more relaxing.
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
- Contains imported characters.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
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