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Below: Scar's canyon-attacking photo of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair
January 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the famous Minnesota Jones series of documentaries, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Light Hair lets you pursue Minny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Xara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-stressing chase through bugs, dirt roads, and movie references!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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