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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee attraction, March 30, 2011, 4:28 p.m.
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee
June 8, 1995
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of skits, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee lets you queue up with Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Dara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-stressing chase through rope bridges, flame, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Jessie autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and heavily bearded).
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