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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee attraction, January 13, 1999, 7:47 p.m.
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee
September 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Based on the geeky Minnesota Jones series of talkies, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee lets you follow Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Lere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-flinging chase through bones, rocks, and movie references!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Roy Disney had a helpful laboratory hidden below this attraction.
- The secret messages painted on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Tuck Script.
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