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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee thrill ride, fabulously considered to be the best special thrill ride at Disneyland

Above: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee thrill ride, fabulously considered to be the best special thrill ride at Disneyland

Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 16, 2014
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Particularly juvenile fanboys

Description

Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of radio shows, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee lets you slowly be lead by Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Diri's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-flinging chase through rope bridges, fire, and bruises!

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