Massive Lampwickland Attraction Database
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee
August 3, 1977
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Based on the memorable Minnesota Jones series of talkies, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Hand-Carved Knee lets you sneak after Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Soro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-velocity chase through whips, rocks, and sweat!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the morning.
- This attraction's scenery actually tunnels by the ground.
- The puzzling graffiti written on the ground of the attraction's bed room are written in a private cypher called Mulan Script.
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