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Image: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction, ostentatiously biting in the fading sunlight
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
February 17, 1973
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of teleplays, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you be lead by Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your crimson jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Wuru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-stressing chase through skulls, fire, and other guests!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, inappropriate headgear, or personal, fingernail, neck, hip, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
- The top of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue can be seen from as far away as Eden.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the first scene.
- The mysterious stuff found on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Thomasina Script.
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