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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue thrill ride, December 27, 2006, 12:37 a.m.

Pictured: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue thrill ride, December 27, 2006, 12:37 a.m.

Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: August 24, 2005
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Eight thumbs up

Description

Based on the licensed Minnesota Jones series of documentaries, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you queue up with Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Were's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-tossing chase through insects, dirt roads, and sweat!

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