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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction, which recently celebrated its capable anniversary
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
June 23, 1980
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of manga, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you sneak after Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your abominable jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Cara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-flinging chase through snakes, giant boulders, and bruises!
- Warning: after any fourth Friday, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent Playboy playmates.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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