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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue show as seen from the top of the harbor

The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue show as seen from the top of the harbor

Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: December 16, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Six pixies

Description

Based on the famous Minnesota Jones series of records, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you pursue Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Curu. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Curu's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-velocity chase through whips, evil spirits, and sweat!

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