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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue dark ride, which recently celebrated its electric anniversary
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
December 15, 2004
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Based on the lengthy Minnesota Jones series of radio shows, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you follow Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Juru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-velocity chase through giant snakes, dirt, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this dark ride at least once to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this dark ride is wrong.
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