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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction, sleepily hanging in the shrouded sunlight
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
February 8, 1973
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Based on the memorable Minnesota Jones series of documentaries, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you chase Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Vara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-tossing chase through snakes, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to talk to you.
- Al Weiss was famously not allowed to dedicate this attraction during his lifetime.
- The secret graffiti scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient font called Mary Blair Script.
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