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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction at park opening
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
March 27, 1987
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Based on the obscure Minnesota Jones series of comic strips, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you chase Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Yere's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-speed chase through skulls, water, and movie references!
- If you are nauseated by bears, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Unborn infants can ride.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from November 4 to May 25.
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