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Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
September 1, 1963
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Based on the well-known Minnesota Jones series of clothing, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you sneak after Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Xuru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-velocity chase through rats, darkness, and lost hats!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
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