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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction, softly winning in the morning park light

The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction, softly winning in the morning park light

Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1987
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Based on the awesome Minnesota Jones series of pulp novels, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you queue up with Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Puru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-speed chase through whips, giant boulders, and other guests!

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