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Below: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
March 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Ten plusses (according to Maynard)
Based on the awesome Minnesota Jones series of stage plays, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you crowd after Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Jara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Jara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-tossing chase through skeletons, dirt, and flumes!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- The top of Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue can be seen from as far away as Radiator Springs.
- The secret messages found on the floor of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient font called Herbie Script.
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