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Pictured: The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue thrill ride, December 27, 2006, 12:37 a.m.
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
August 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
Based on the licensed Minnesota Jones series of documentaries, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you queue up with Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Were's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-tossing chase through insects, dirt roads, and sweat!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to look for something more demanding.
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