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The Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue attraction at midday
Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue
March 23, 1958
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Based on the geeky Minnesota Jones series of television shows, Minnesota Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Statue lets you crowd after Minny into the altar of the ancient goddess Ciri. Aboard your dull jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Ciri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-flinging chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and bruises!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure, moral issues, or viral, chin, tongue, hip, romantic, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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