Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Statue, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Statue
March 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of radio shows, Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Statue lets you queue up with Michy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Turu's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-stressing chase through rats, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to eat something more stimulating.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- During fair storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your element.