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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Statue attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Statue
November 12, 1989
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Based on the lengthy Michigan Jones series of pulp novels, Michigan Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Spiteful Statue lets you be lead by Michy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Wara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-flinging chase through booby traps, flame, and eternal youth!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- This attraction's queue actually extends beneath the ground.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in a private cypher called Practical Pig Script.
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