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At right: The Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver attraction at park closing
Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver
February 12, 2009
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Based on the marketable Michigan Jones series of filmstrips, Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver lets you crowd after Michy into the altar of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Xiri's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-flinging chase through poison darts, explosions, and eternal youth!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel, kidney, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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