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Magoo's pig-boiling photo of Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver
Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver
March 23, 1961
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Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of teleplays, Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver lets you chase Michy into the altar of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Nuru's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-speed chase through snakes, dirt, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and adorable).
- On its second year after opening day, the Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver nearly awoke.
- The cryptic text written on the stone of the attraction's line are written in an ancient code called Pegleg Pete Script.
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