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Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver
January 28, 1999
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Based on the obscure Michigan Jones series of theme park attractions, Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver lets you sneak after Michy into the altar of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Turu's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-speed chase through booby traps, steam, and lost hats!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes within the attraction at all times.
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