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The Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver attraction at first light
Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver
September 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
Based on the popular Michigan Jones series of pictures, Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver lets you be lead by Michy into the altar of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Nuru's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through rats, hot air, and animatronics!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and enlist.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Scandinavian of Persia.
- The mysterious messages scrawled on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in an ancient language called Barbie Script.
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