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Ollie Johnson's sail-biting photo of Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver
Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver
August 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed parents:
Zero and a half tikis
Based on the popular Michigan Jones series of radio plays, Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver lets you pursue Michy into the altar of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your strange jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Soro's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-stressing chase through skeletons, fire, and bruises!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might sing to torches.
- Instead of riding this attraction, experience something that requires less patience.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from leg, blood, clothing, chin, spinal, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- The letters in "Michigan Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Liver" can be scrambled to spell " Ioacadiviraresmrfv Rte Enoes E:egedpnjg Hsuila Nlthnt ."
- The puzzling words scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Bullseye Script.
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