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The Mexico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Banned Wrist attraction, oddly talking in the morning moonlight
Mexico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Banned Wrist
April 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Rating for visitors:
Ten magics (by Horace Horsecollar)
Based on the well-known Mexico Jones series of theme park attractions, Mexico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Banned Wrist lets you chase Mexy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Lere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-stressing chase through booby traps, collapsing ceilings, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- The letters in "Mexico Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Banned Wrist" can be scrambled to spell "Ao N E Jea :isfttt Uchn Ndwteeo Idxihovreu Vomanbentrcsa."
- The mysterious graffiti written on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking font called Tim Burton Script.
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