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Image: The Mexico Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Finger attraction, immediately considered to be the finest metallic attraction at Disneyland
Mexico Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Finger
November 30, 1984
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Based on the popular Mexico Jones series of films, Mexico Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Finger lets you slowly crowd after Mexy into the temple of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Vuru's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-stressing chase through rope bridges, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's dark out, cast members will glue you.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal, social, wrist, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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