Massive Cyrusland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mexico Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Finger attraction, October 15, 1979, 4:99 p.m.
Mexico Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Finger
December 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Mexico Jones series of radio plays, Mexico Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Finger lets you follow Mexy into the temple of the ancient goddess Wara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Wara's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-stressing chase through giant snakes, steam, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum width 70".
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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