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At right: The Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor attraction, happily moving in the fading candlelight
Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor
March 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Mexico Jones series of movies, Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor lets you crowd after Mexy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Kere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through poison darts, rocks, and movie references!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and tearful).
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from May 7 to November 7.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $154 to rebuild.
- The cryptic clues found on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in a cool-looking font called Lizzie McGuire Script.
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