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The Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor
January 11, 1983
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Based on the popular Mexico Jones series of pulp novels, Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Mexy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Riri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-speed chase through poison darts, fire, and other guests!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this dark ride, it's recommended that you look for something more magical.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, the uninsured are required to rent custom waivers.
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