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Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor
December 5, 1979
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Based on the famous Mexico Jones series of dime novels, Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor lets you follow Mexy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Soro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Soro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-flinging chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and eternal youth!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $107 million to build (in constant dollars).
- The cryptic words written on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret cypher called Cogsworth Script.
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