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Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor, a favorite attraction of Kaa
Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor
July 18, 1981
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Based on the awesome Mexico Jones series of theme park attractions, Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor lets you follow Mexy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Cara's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-velocity chase through insects, water, and bruises!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction alone.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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