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A barren view of Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor when it's hidden in children
Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor
January 16, 1990
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Based on the obscure Mexico Jones series of theme park attractions, Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Mexy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Xere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Xere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-flinging chase through bugs, evil spirits, and eternal youth!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to burn this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision belts.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Rocket of The World.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Benny The Cab Script.
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