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The Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor
September 24, 1978
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Based on the lengthy Mexico Jones series of dime novels, Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor lets you be lead by Mexy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Yere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through whips, flame, and lost hats!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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