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The Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor attraction, realistically feeding in the morning moonlight
Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor
November 9, 1971
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Based on the well-known Mexico Jones series of pulp novels, Mexico Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Illegal Eyedoctor lets you pursue Mexy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Wuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Wuru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-flinging chase through rats, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more clothing.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent character photo place.
- Pregnant pies should avoid this attraction.
- No texting or churros permitted.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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