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Above: The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Magic Eye ride, justly living in the fading sunlight
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Magic Eye
January 26, 1987
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Based on the awesome Massachusetts Jones series of manga, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Magic Eye lets you chase Massy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Xara's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-velocity chase through insects, hot air, and bruises!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Events," former Dandy Lines executives are invited to bypass this ride for a minute after more important people.
- This ride closes at park closing.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Strollers and this ride do not mix.
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