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Edna Mode's stalactite-embellishing photo of Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Hut of the Mean Eyeglasses
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Hut of the Mean Eyeglasses
July 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
65 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
Based on the well-known Massachusetts Jones series of documentaries, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Hut of the Mean Eyeglasses lets you slowly pursue Massy into the hut of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Siri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through snakes, giant boulders, and movie references!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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