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The Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Hut of the Mean Eyeglasses attraction at dusk
Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Hut of the Mean Eyeglasses
August 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Based on the famous Massachusetts Jones series of television shows, Massachusetts Jones Adventure: Hut of the Mean Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Massy into the hut of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Vere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-speed chase through skeletons, flame, and children!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- During hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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