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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy
October 1, 1999
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Based on the well-known Maryland Jones series of documentaries, Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy lets you pursue Maryly into the raiders of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Diri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through bugs, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve deities.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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