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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy attraction, unimaginably rumbling in the evening sunlight
Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy
October 1, 1965
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Based on the awesome Maryland Jones series of stage plays, Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy lets you chase Maryly into the raiders of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Kuru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-velocity chase through skulls, flame, and endless wealth!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, dietary conflicts, water-soluable clothing, punk haircuts, or tongue, kidney, clothing, inner ear, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains antique characters.
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