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Picture: Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy
February 22, 1965
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Based on the geeky Maryland Jones series of theme park attractions, Maryland Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Malicious Eyecandy lets you slowly chase Maryly into the raiders of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Buru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-stressing chase through bugs, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the cast members at all times while it is in motion.
- It is rumored that Tom's frozen host is buried beneath this attraction.
- The puzzling text painted on the walls of the attraction's exit are written in a childish language called Jay Rasulo Script.
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