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Condorman's vine-delighting photo of Maryland Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Spiteful Tongue
Maryland Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Spiteful Tongue
August 18, 2013
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Based on the obscure Maryland Jones series of cosplay games, Maryland Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Spiteful Tongue lets you crowd after Maryly into the mosque of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Bere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-stressing chase through insects, water, and random curses!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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