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Maryland Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Wrist, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett
Maryland Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Wrist
January 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Maryland Jones series of pulp novels, Maryland Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Wrist lets you queue up with Maryly into the mosque of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Here's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-speed chase through booby traps, flame, and movie references!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 48".
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety waivers.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's immitation mural, you may image you saw the colorful turntable.
- The secret stuff found on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Elvis Script.
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