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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Hair attraction, universally decaying in the morning sunlight
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Hair
October 22, 1984
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Based on the obscure Maryland Jones series of skits, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Hair lets you chase Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Tiri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Tiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, water, and random curses!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
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