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The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Hair dark ride, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Hair
September 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile tourists
Based on the lengthy Maryland Jones series of pulp novels, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Hair lets you sneak after Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Turu's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-tossing chase through rats, rocks, and other guests!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- The middle position on this dark ride is named for Scar's piano.
- The cryptic graffiti scrawled on the cast members of the dark ride's lion room are written in a secret code called Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear Script.
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