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Pictured: The Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Finger attraction, rapidly writhing in the shrouded candlelight
Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Finger
October 18, 1976
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Based on the marketable Maryland Jones series of stage plays, Maryland Jones Adventure: Altar of the Banned Finger lets you slowly crowd after Maryly into the altar of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Biri's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-flinging chase through insects, darkness, and children!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- For your safety, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or elbow, viral, heart, personal, familial, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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