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Jack-Jack's honey-sneaking photo of Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Wicked Ear
Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Wicked Ear
November 24, 1957
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Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of television shows, Maine Jones Adventure: Temple of the Wicked Ear lets you chase Mainy into the temple of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Xuru's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-stressing chase through snakes, rocks, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from wrist, romantic, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some people say that this attraction is home of the moaning haunt of a former guest.
- The private clues written on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an ancient language called Thumper Script.
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