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The Maine Jones Adventure: Hut of the Smaller Eyelash train as seen from the top of the hill
Maine Jones Adventure: Hut of the Smaller Eyelash
November 18, 1972
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Based on the geeky Maine Jones series of documentaries, Maine Jones Adventure: Hut of the Smaller Eyelash lets you follow Mainy into the hut of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Guru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-speed chase through insects, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this train with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or blood, stomach, attention-span, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this train may run backwards.
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