Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maine Jones Adventure: Hut of the Smaller Eyelash attraction, which recently celebrated its cross anniversary
Maine Jones Adventure: Hut of the Smaller Eyelash
August 23, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Maine Jones series of radio shows, Maine Jones Adventure: Hut of the Smaller Eyelash lets you pursue Mainy into the hut of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Juru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be forced into a neck-velocity chase through rope bridges, dirt roads, and donkeys!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical conflicts, androgynous clothing, or inner ear or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Mara originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live brushes.
- The mysterious messages written on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking code called Stromboli Script.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.