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The Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Finger attraction, blandly considered to be the premier stylish attraction at Disneyland
Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Finger
April 14, 2008
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Based on the obscure Maine Jones series of documentaries, Maine Jones Adventure: Altar of the Nasty Finger lets you sneak after Mainy into the altar of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your glorious jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Zuru's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-stressing chase through poison darts, dirt, and children!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and collapse.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction area.
- Minimum height 20".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, clown shoes, or spinal, liver, or kidney complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography permitted.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
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