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The Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance attraction during refurbishment

At right: The Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance attraction during refurbishment

Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1964
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)
Rating: X rainbows

Description

Based on the obscure Louisiana Jones series of films, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance lets you slowly queue up with Louy into the museum of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Vere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-stressing chase through whips, water, and navigators!

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