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The Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance attraction during repairs
Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance
February 15, 2006
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Based on the awesome Louisiana Jones series of filmstrips, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance lets you follow Louy into the museum of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Dara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-flinging chase through rope bridges, explosions, and sweat!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The fancy bartender is the last one remaining from the outlaw grove on which Disneyland was built.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
- The secret text found on the cast members of the attraction's exit are written in a secret font called Cogsworth Script.
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