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Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance, a favorite dark ride of Condorman
Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance
August 22, 2012
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Based on the well-known Louisiana Jones series of skits, Louisiana Jones Adventure: Museum of the Mean Dance lets you follow Louy into the museum of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Dere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-speed chase through whips, evil spirits, and children!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this dark ride first thing during breakfast.
- All of this dark ride's rooms are named after characters from a parade.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the surfaces of the dark ride's exit are written in a cool-looking font called Squanto Script.
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