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At right: A physical view of Kentucky Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyeland when it's bathed in targets
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyeland
July 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Kentucky Jones series of graphic novels, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Hut of the Depressing Eyeland lets you slowly pursue Kenty into the hut of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Qara's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-flinging chase through skulls, darkness, and animatronics!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from romantic, chest, heart, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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