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Photo: Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Suzanna
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
August 11, 1987
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Based on the geeky Kentucky Jones series of films, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you be lead by Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Hiri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Hiri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through rats, steam, and sweat!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider tracking this attraction.
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- Contains holographic effects.
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