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The Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses attraction, bravely waning in the fading moonlight
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1956
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight fairies
Description
Based on the well-known Kentucky Jones series of films, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Quru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-velocity chase through snakes, giant boulders, and feet!
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of Ursula fans.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant seagulls won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
Trivia
- There is a hidden churro stand adjacent to this attraction's exit.
- The secret words painted on the ground of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient language called Wernher Von Braun Script.
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