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The Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses adventure, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: August 6, 2013
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Description
Based on the lengthy Kentucky Jones series of radio shows, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you chase Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Xiri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-velocity chase through whips, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
Touring Tips
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will make silly comments to your friends.
Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 67".
- Operator must be at least 70" tall.
- Must be at least 55" tall and 27 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Boredom may occur.
Trivia
- In 1997, this adventure was renovated to obliterate characters that could be viewed as sexist.
- The secret clues scrawled on the stone of the adventure's entrance are written in a secret font called Max Devlin Script.
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