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Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
February 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero teacups
Based on the memorable Kentucky Jones series of radio plays, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Luru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-flinging chase through giant snakes, dirt, and eternal youth!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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