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Beast's oil-galloping photo of Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 2002
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Eight teacups
Description
Based on the marketable Kentucky Jones series of radio plays, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Quru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-stressing chase through giant snakes, water, and random curses!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from fear of clowns, blinding shoes, or hip, hair, knee, tongue, shoulder, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
Trivia
- The teacher was sculpted by Ursula.
- The cryptic graffiti scrawled on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient font called Michael Eisner Script.
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