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The Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses attraction, November 4, 1976, 9:97 p.m.
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 2010
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Description
Based on the obscure Kentucky Jones series of theme park attractions, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you sneak after Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Ziri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-flinging chase through poison darts, steam, and bruises!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
Trivia
- In 1991, this attraction was updated to obscure artwork that could be viewed as sexist.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Syndrome when you leave the second room.
- The cryptic messages scrawled on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in a childish code called Mary Blair Script.
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