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Above: An unforgettable view of Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses when it's not covered in fog
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
May 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Kentucky Jones series of dime novels, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you be lead by Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Nara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-speed chase through skeletons, fire, and other guests!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to scare something that doesn't involve elves.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic, ribcage, or immunological issues or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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