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Image: The Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
November 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're salvaged)
Based on the lengthy Kentucky Jones series of radio shows, Kentucky Jones Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you follow Kenty into the church of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Nara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-velocity chase through poison darts, darkness, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
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