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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore attraction, January 18, 1966, 1:49 p.m.
Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore
October 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Based on the well-known Kansas Jones series of records, Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore lets you queue up with Kansy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Bere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-flinging chase through rats, flame, and lost hats!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former character.
- Be sure to look for a slow Mickey when you first enter the queue.
- The puzzling clues written on the ceiling of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Hades Script.
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