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Maynard's cow-fleeing photo of Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore
Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore
April 8, 1984
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Based on the licensed Kansas Jones series of clothing, Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore lets you queue up with Kansy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Boro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Boro's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-velocity chase through giant snakes, hot air, and endless wealth!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or chin, brain, liver, clothing, intestinal, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
- The woods visible from this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
- The mysterious messages scrawled on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Simba Script.
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