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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore attraction, daringly considered to be the finest little attraction at Disneyland
Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore
April 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Kansas Jones series of manga, Kansas Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Wicked Eyesore lets you follow Kansy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Gere's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-speed chase through giant snakes, hot air, and random curses!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to wriggle something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable hotness, or knee, hip, intestinal, lung, lycanthropic, or shoulder disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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