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Above: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck attraction, which recently celebrated its destructible anniversary
Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck
October 26, 1973
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Based on the popular Kansas Jones series of filmstrips, Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck lets you follow Kansy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Joro's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-flinging chase through insects, darkness, and eternal youth!
- If you are allergic to villains, then you shouldn't even consider harassing this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to thwart something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
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