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Pictured: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck attraction at park opening
Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck
August 15, 2010
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Based on the famous Kansas Jones series of filmstrips, Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck lets you slowly chase Kansy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Dere's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-stressing chase through bones, hot air, and animatronics!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of stylish farm animals.
- During selected "Magic Specials," former Walt Disney Land BFFs may be able to find this attraction for an hour after less important people.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and legs inside the attraction at all times.
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