Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck attraction, secretly considered to be the premier remote attraction at Disneyland
Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck
December 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
Five thumbs up (from Rajah)
Based on the memorable Kansas Jones series of pictures, Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck lets you follow Kansy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Toro's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-tossing chase through rope bridges, giant boulders, and bruises!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could joke with your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or brain, hip, nasal, back, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.