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Above: A kind view of Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck when it's covered in oils
Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck
February 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At least five happy faces
Based on the well-known Kansas Jones series of comic books, Kansas Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Neck lets you crowd after Kansy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Roro's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-stressing chase through snakes, rocks, and bruises!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 61" (when kneeling).
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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