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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver attraction during repairs
Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver
September 17, 2011
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Based on the awesome Kansas Jones series of cosplay games, Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver lets you follow Kansy into the museum of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Zoro's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-speed chase through skulls, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- The reference to sofas is a sly pun.
- The private clues scrawled on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient code called Oogie Script.
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