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Stinky Pete's youth-curdling photo of Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver
Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver
September 5, 1986
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Based on the famous Kansas Jones series of dime novels, Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver lets you queue up with Kansy into the museum of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Sere's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through rats, explosions, and animatronics!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this train exits into a local note.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or ribcage, finger, chest, leg, immunological, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- This train closes at park closing.
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