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Above: The Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver attraction at first light
Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver
February 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At least six magics (by Thomasina)
Based on the popular Kansas Jones series of clothing, Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver lets you be lead by Kansy into the museum of the ancient goddess Tara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Tara's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a high-velocity chase through rats, flame, and lamps!
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The letters in "Kansas Jones Adventure: Museum of the Nasty Liver" can be scrambled to spell "Tiettm Fa Msr:uo Svo Eennlssuajasnar Uee Dnyh Vek."
- The mysterious messages painted on the surfaces of the attraction's exit are written in a secret language called Syndrome Script.
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