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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Lip attraction, September 13, 2002, 1:30 p.m.
Kansas Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Lip
May 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Based on the marketable Kansas Jones series of theme park attractions, Kansas Jones Adventure: Hut of the Nasty Lip lets you follow Kansy into the hut of the ancient goddess Sara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Sara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-stressing chase through skulls, steam, and random curses!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at organs.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant hunchbacks can run away.
- This attraction's theme actually extends under the adjacent attraction.
- The mysterious messages found on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in a secret font called Mater Script.
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