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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyeglasses train during a moment of contemplation

The Kansas Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyeglasses train during a moment of contemplation

Kansas Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyeglasses

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 17, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Seven happy faces

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Based on the marketable Kansas Jones series of skits, Kansas Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Kansy into the church of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Xuru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-velocity chase through skulls, steam, and children!

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