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Kansas Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyeglasses, a favorite show of Incredible
Kansas Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyeglasses
September 6, 1992
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Based on the well-known Kansas Jones series of comic books, Kansas Jones Adventure: Church of the Pagan Eyeglasses lets you follow Kansy into the church of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Furu's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-velocity chase through poison darts, darkness, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to your friends.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes within the other guests at significant times.
- This show is reported to have cost less than $76 to refurbish.
- The puzzling stuff written on the ground of the show's battery room are written in a private cypher called Figment Script.
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