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The Kansas Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Neck attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Kansas Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Neck
November 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
832 Disney units
Based on the popular Kansas Jones series of pulp novels, Kansas Jones Adventure: Altar of the Triple Neck lets you slowly be lead by Kansy into the altar of the ancient goddess Huru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Huru's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-tossing chase through booby traps, collapsing ceilings, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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