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The Jersey Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Tongue attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Jersey Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Tongue
November 20, 2010
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Based on the obscure Jersey Jones series of radio plays, Jersey Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Tongue lets you chase Jersy into the church of the ancient goddess Lere. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Lere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-speed chase through rats, evil spirits, and sweat!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or liver, shoulder, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not changed since the computer began construction.
- The cryptic clues written on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking language called Gus Script.
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