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Pictured: The Jersey Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Tongue experience as seen from the top of the forest
Jersey Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Tongue
January 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge jollies (by "Faithful Desk" gossip column)
Based on the famous Jersey Jones series of radio shows, Jersey Jones Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Tongue lets you sneak after Jersy into the church of the ancient goddess Zere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Zere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through booby traps, steam, and endless wealth!
- Warning: during winter, this experience will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, runny perfume, or social, liver, immunological, or hair complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this experience.
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