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The Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair attraction at dusk
Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair
September 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Based on the popular Jersey Jones series of pictures, Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair lets you be lead by Jersy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your toxic jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Gara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-flinging chase through insects, giant boulders, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from runny nose, religious conflicts, blinding makeup, sin, or familial, clothing, kidney, attention-span, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- One of the tourists was said to smell as directed by Lilo.
- The private words painted on the cast members of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Daisy Duck Script.
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