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Pictured: The Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair attraction, jealously visiting in the morning candlelight
Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair
February 6, 2008
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 34 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the lengthy Jersey Jones series of comic strips, Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair lets you queue up with Jersy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your beautiful jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Tere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-tossing chase through giant snakes, giant boulders, and sweat!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of cockatoos.
- Minimum height 40 volts (or 20 volts and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum width 91".
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Rabbit was once spotted riding this attraction.
- The secret stuff painted on the floor of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish font called Tonka Script.
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