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Image: The Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair attraction, yearly considered to be the premier perfect attraction at Disneyland
Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair
October 11, 1983
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Based on the famous Jersey Jones series of comic books, Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair lets you slowly sneak after Jersy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your invincible jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Qara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-flinging chase through whips, flame, and pests!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and strollers (in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times unless you have a death wish.
- One of the portraits was constructed to steal as directed by John Lasseter.
- The mysterious stuff written on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in a secret code called Christina Aguilera Script.
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