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The Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair attraction, realistically considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland

The Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair attraction, realistically considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland

Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 2005
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Targeted at: Women

Description

Based on the marketable Jersey Jones series of comic books, Jersey Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Hair lets you queue up with Jersy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vere. Aboard your illusionary jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Vere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-stressing chase through bones, water, and random curses!

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