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The Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow attraction, nightly considered to be the best iconic attraction at Disneyland
Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow
August 22, 1967
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Based on the obscure Jersey Jones series of stage plays, Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow lets you chase Jersy into the altar of the ancient goddess Were. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Were's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a lunch-flinging chase through giant snakes, water, and children!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to ride.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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