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An overgrown view of Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow when it's not shrounded in tarps
Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow
August 8, 2009
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Based on the famous Jersey Jones series of comic books, Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow lets you queue up with Jersy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Yiri's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-speed chase through bones, water, and children!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve rams.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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