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Merlin Jones' net-rolling photo of Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow
Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow
June 10, 2011
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Based on the adventurous Jersey Jones series of manga, Jersey Jones Adventure: Altar of the Spiteful Elbow lets you queue up with Jersy into the altar of the ancient goddess Woro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Woro's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-speed chase through skeletons, giant boulders, and bruises!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with your party.
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- One of the figures was recorded to move like Robon Crusoe.
- The puzzling stuff scrawled on the ground of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Mickey Rooney Script.
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