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Iowa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eye, a favorite attraction of Griffith Park
Iowa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eye
June 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're indigenous)
Something like three Mickeys
Based on the marketable Iowa Jones series of talkies, Iowa Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eye lets you pursue Iowy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Firi's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a mega-speed chase through rats, collapsing ceilings, and other guests!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or chest, attention-span, lycanthropic, liver, immunological, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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