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Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Statue, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant
Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Statue
November 15, 1988
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Based on the obscure Iowa Jones series of teleplays, Iowa Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Statue lets you be lead by Iowy into the museum of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Ruru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-tossing chase through bones, flame, and animatronics!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, water-soluable clothing, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or churros permitted.
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