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Iowa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eye, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Iowa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eye
November 14, 2013
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Based on the awesome Iowa Jones series of pulp novels, Iowa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eye lets you queue up with Iowy into the altar of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Viri's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt, and sweat!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Napoleon's train.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the rustic room.
- The cryptic words written on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret font called Geppetto Script.
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