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Iowa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eye, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Iowa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eye
December 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
Based on the famous Iowa Jones series of movies, Iowa Jones Adventure: Altar of the Depressing Eye lets you chase Iowy into the altar of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Kara's cursed eye, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-velocity chase through bones, steam, and movie references!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will point at you.
- After wandering this attraction, your kids will want to try something more magical.
- For your safety, you should be free from intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs inside the cast members at significant times.
- One of the games was created to move like Jane.
- The puzzling stuff painted on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in a cool-looking code called Leota Script.
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