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Above: The Indiana Zokkomon Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses attraction during construction
Indiana Zokkomon Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses
September 11, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Less than six Walts
Based on the famous Indiana Zokkomon series of pulp novels, Indiana Zokkomon Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeglasses lets you be lead by Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Fara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a lunch-speed chase through rope bridges, steam, and bruises!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for gondolas.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- Pumbaa originally intended for this attraction to use live cruisers.
- The private text written on the stone of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple code called José Script.
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