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Tony Baxter's globe-walking photo of Indiana Yale Gracey Adventure: Church of the Banned Lip
Indiana Yale Gracey Adventure: Church of the Banned Lip
February 19, 2003
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Based on the obscure Indiana Yale Gracey series of records, Indiana Yale Gracey Adventure: Church of the Banned Lip lets you queue up with Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Bara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through skulls, darkness, and children!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or Lumière fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- It is said that Boudin's frozen lantern is kept beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the attraction vehicle.
- The private text scrawled on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in a secret cypher called Ward Kimball Script.
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