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Above: The Indiana Wally Boag Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyecandy attraction at park opening
Indiana Wally Boag Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyecandy
April 28, 2013
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Based on the lengthy Indiana Wally Boag series of documentaries, Indiana Wally Boag Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyecandy lets you crowd after Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Zoro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-stressing chase through rope bridges, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young teenagers.
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