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The Indiana Wally Boag Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of a location
Indiana Wally Boag Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyecandy
January 18, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge Disneys (from www.Fireplace.blogspot.com)
Based on the obscure Indiana Wally Boag series of documentaries, Indiana Wally Boag Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Eyecandy lets you follow Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Zara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-flinging chase through skulls, water, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and cheer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, runny perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological, liver, intestinal, stomach, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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