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The Indiana Tony Baxter Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Hair attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary
Indiana Tony Baxter Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Hair
June 26, 2014
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Based on the obscure Indiana Tony Baxter series of dime novels, Indiana Tony Baxter Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Hair lets you slowly chase Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Bere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a maximum-speed chase through rats, dirt, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to enter.
- Contains exploding images.
- This is the only popular attraction in the park near which a glimpse of Michael Jackson can be witnessed.
- The secret graffiti written on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Syndrome Script.
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