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Frankenweenie's animal-reading photo of Indiana Tom Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Eyeland
Indiana Tom Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Eyeland
May 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (according to www.DisneyAutomobile.org)
Based on the licensed Indiana Tom series of action figures, Indiana Tom Adventure: Mosque of the Illegal Eyeland lets you queue up with Indy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Here. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Here's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through whips, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, bad haircuts, or lung, attention-span, heart, or skin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The trees near this attraction are filled with lost children.
- The secret stuff painted on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient font called Michael Eisner Script.
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