Massive Crockettland Attraction Database
Above: The Indiana Thumper Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair train, December 28, 2012, 8:47 p.m.
Indiana Thumper Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair
February 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
Based on the obscure Indiana Thumper series of clothing, Indiana Thumper Adventure: Raiders of the Illicit Hair lets you slowly be lead by Indy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Noro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-velocity chase through skeletons, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
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