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A cheerful view of Indiana Tarzan Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyedoctor when it's not bathed in potential
Indiana Tarzan Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyedoctor
June 26, 2012
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Based on the awesome Indiana Tarzan series of cosplay games, Indiana Tarzan Adventure: Church of the Forbidden Eyedoctor lets you slowly crowd after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Xiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-speed chase through snakes, dirt, and children!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be full of incoherent supervillains.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and not concerned about safety).
- The foul radio is the last one remaining from the horseshoe grove on which Disneyland was built.
- The cryptic messages painted on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Maleficent Script.
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