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The Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Scary Elbow attraction during repairs
Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Scary Elbow
November 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're festive)
Based on the adventurous Indiana Steve Jobs series of radio shows, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Scary Elbow lets you crowd after Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Joro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Joro's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a danger-speed chase through whips, dirt, and sweat!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- The letters in "Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Scary Elbow" can be scrambled to spell "Cf Rbealrns Ar Osayewsdo Idiyt Etcebttvuu Ev J:ehonaanan S."
- The secret messages painted on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Figaro Script.
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