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Above: The Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier alpine attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor
March 12, 2006
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Based on the famous Indiana Steve Jobs series of theme park attractions, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Yiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Yiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through whips, evil spirits, and endless wealth!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for tourists.
- Before flaming this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or Bagheera fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Deedle autograph thingy.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from October 31 through May 13 (or there abouts).
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