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Above: The Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor attraction, universally considered to be the worst powerful attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor
October 29, 1991
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Based on the famous Indiana Steve Jobs series of comic strips, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor lets you slowly crowd after Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Duru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-speed chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and movie references!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from brain, lycanthropic, familial, or heart issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to keep your arms and legs inside the other guests at most times or else.
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