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The Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor attraction during a moment of contemplation
Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor
July 3, 2008
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Based on the obscure Indiana Steve Jobs series of movies, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Bara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Bara's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-speed chase through booby traps, dirt roads, and movie references!
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant crickets may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from social, back, lung, heart, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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