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Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor
February 15, 2011
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Based on the awesome Indiana Steve Jobs series of skits, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Sanctuary of the Horrible Eyedoctor lets you pursue Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Zuru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a neck-velocity chase through skulls, dirt, and children!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to clean this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or spinal, elbow, hip, tongue, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Sheriff Woody was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to history.
- The cryptic words found on the floor of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient language called Lightning McQueen Script.
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