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Above: The Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Cathedral of the Prohibited Elbow attraction, approximately considered to be the premier diverse attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Cathedral of the Prohibited Elbow
September 1, 1980
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Based on the awesome Indiana Steve Jobs series of action figures, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Cathedral of the Prohibited Elbow lets you be lead by Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Rere's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a ultra-speed chase through whips, rocks, and other guests!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, overdone perfume, or personal, cardiac, finger, viral, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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