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Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Lip
October 28, 2008
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Based on the obscure Indiana Steve Jobs series of pulp novels, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Lip lets you chase Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Yere's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-flinging chase through rope bridges, darkness, and eternal youth!
- Warning: after any second Wednesday, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Minimum height 38".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, punk haircuts, or nasal, skin, stomach, immunological, neck, or social issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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