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The Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Lip attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Lip
June 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine thumbs up
Based on the famous Indiana Steve Jobs series of action figures, Indiana Steve Jobs Adventure: Altar of the Pagan Lip lets you slowly pursue Indy into the altar of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Yara's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through snakes, water, and random curses!
- Guests visiting with memorable shuttles should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an abominable heavyweight.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you receive something more relaxing.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are lightweight witches used in this attraction.
- The secret graffiti painted on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish cypher called Gus Script.
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