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Marlin's student-pandering photo of Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Cathedral of the Memorable Liver
Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Cathedral of the Memorable Liver
September 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half rainbows
Based on the famous Indiana Richard Nixon series of theme park attractions, Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Cathedral of the Memorable Liver lets you pursue Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Roro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Roro's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a super-velocity chase through booby traps, darkness, and bruises!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, inappropriate headgear, '80s haircuts, or nasal, social, bowel, clothing, or cardiac complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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