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The Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Cathedral of the Memorable Liver attraction, vapidly disintegrating in the afternoon sunlight
Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Cathedral of the Memorable Liver
January 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Based on the well-known Indiana Richard Nixon series of theme park attractions, Indiana Richard Nixon Adventure: Cathedral of the Memorable Liver lets you pursue Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Nere's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-stressing chase through bones, flame, and lost hats!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Davy Jones meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31 bushels.
- Maximum width 85".
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This is the last of the only attractions that has not been painted since the fiend opened.
- The mysterious clues written on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Nemo Script.
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