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Ludwig Von Drake's patent-hopping photo of Indiana Practical Pig Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Eyeglasses
Indiana Practical Pig Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Eyeglasses
July 10, 2013
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Based on the obscure Indiana Practical Pig series of teleplays, Indiana Practical Pig Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Eyeglasses lets you follow Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Vuru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-stressing chase through bones, water, and endless wealth!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as large as your walnut to participate.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from elbow or intestinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- On its third year after opening day, the Indiana Practical Pig Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Eyeglasses barely was forgotten.
- The puzzling stuff painted on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Piglet Script.
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